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Lost and Found in a Batak Corn Field

I went for a walk today in the Sumatra jungle and into a corn field where, standing next to a 10' plant with a tassel top that can double as a basketball hoop, I knew I was lost. The neighbor 9-feet plants were too spindly to climb and I didn't dream of scaling the giant [...]

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Stats and the Iquitos Girls

Statistics lie unless you´re a math wizard with the girls of Iquitos, Peru. Tourists alight by riverboat or plane at the rate of about six per day for one or more of the following reasons: Jungle stays and outings, pretty jungle girls at an arguable 3:1 ratio, the hallucinogen ayahuasca, and to marry or retire [...]

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Hands Up

The photo of the ice cream salesman has a story behind it. When I took the pic I thought the universal 'hands up' gesture odd until reflection on where I had just come from. Tinga Maria, Peru, on the Amazon River far from civilization doesn't see many gringos, so when I arrived it was as [...]

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Sweet and Sly: The Girls of Iquitos

Hormonal location is the tropical vagabond method to evaluate factors in new lands to determine his future wife and home.  It is an odd twist of scientific location used by individuals and businesses to factor where to set up store. Once the factors are identified and weighed, pack the bags. The right spot from my [...]

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Dating Guide for the Amazon Jungle

In the Peruvian Amazon: The girls outnumber boys about 3 to 1 for unknown reasons, hence a man is a king, and a gringo is g_d. I haunt jungle pueblos with no other gringos as a failsafe. The husbands are off working in the jungle. They are away for weeks at a time. Evolution and [...]

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